In Evangelical Dark Web’s year end livestream, after a review of the top stories of 2021, there’s an award show portion that celebrates the highlights of the year. Mike Lindell set the record last night winning two awards. Biggest Hack and Biggest Scammer, for creating a social media platform for his fan club and promising to have indisputable proof of a kraken relating to the 2020 election. Francis Collins won the prestigious award of Church Villain of the year for it being uncovered his involvement in the creation of the coronavirus via gain of function research as well as his status as a high priest of Branch Covidianism. Francis Collins, despite this villainy, is still a mostly celebrated figure in Big Eva circles. No argument could be formulated against Francis Collins winning this award.
Other highlights include Ed Litton winning Worst Teacher for his plagiarism scandal and Donald Trump winning Worst Politician for how much he’s hemorrhaged his base peddling the vaccine gospel. Additionally, Rod Martin received Church Hero for his work fighting for the Southern Baptist Convention.
Best Teacher: Russell Fuller
Worst Teacher: Ed Litton
Church Hero: Rod Martin.
Church Villain: Francis Collins
Best Church: Providence Baptist Church (NYC)
Worst Church: McLean Bible Church
Most Overrated: The Jab
Most Underrated: Ivermectin
Underreported: Vaccine Injuries/Death
Overreported: Dave Chappelle’s latest comedy special
Biggest Surprise: The Suicide Squad (enjoyable movie despite atrocious trailer)
Biggest Disappointment: Dan Bongino (backing down from fight with Cumulus Radio)
Biggest Scam/Scammer: Mike Lindell
Biggest Bum: Connor McGregor
Player Hater: David French
Best Actor: Benedict Cumberbatch
Worst Actor: Colin Kaepernick
Athlete: Aaron Rodgers
Musician: Eric Clapton (audience nominated)
Entrepreneur: Andrew Torba
Best Politician: Ron DeSantis
Worst Politician: Donald Trump
Activist: Australian Protesters
LARP(er): Chris and Dana Loesch
Hack: Mike Lindell
Rookie: My newborn daughter obviously (but for everyone else probably MTG)
Comeback: Fascism
Best Movie: The Courrier
No Award Given For Best TV Show
Best Book: Faucian Bargain
No Award given for Best Video Game
Worst Movie: The Many Saints of Newark
Worst TV Show: Santa Inc.
Worst Book: Jesus and John Wayne
No award given for Worst Video Game
Meme of the Year: Tie between Fed Memes surrounding “Justice for J6” and Binger pointing an AR at jury
NPC (Non-player character): The Gospel Coalition
Mangina: Governor Larry Hogan
Chad: Kyle Rittenhouse
Loser: J6 protestors
Winner: Pfizer/Moderna
