2025 Year In Review

These are the 2025 superlatives. Assume every category ends with “of the year.” Some of these will be overtly in line with Evangelical Dark Web’s niche. Others you can stray outside the lines into pop culture, sports, and politics.

Best Teacher – Michael Foster

Worst Teacher – Ben Glaser

Dishonorable Mention: JD Greear

Church Hero – Charlie Kirk

Church Villain – Babylon Bee

Best Church – Faith Baptist Church Knightdale

Worst Church – Grace DC

Dishonorable Mention: Summit Church

Most Overrated – Stranger Things

Dishonorable Mention: Josh Howerton

Most Underrated – J. Bruden

Underreported – Trump Administration Ws ie reduction in crime.

Overreported – Jeffrey Epstein

Biggest Surprise – Carolina Panthers

Biggest Disappointment – Pam Bondi & the DOJ

Grifter of the Year (Can differentiate between the two): Candace Owens

Biggest Bum – Winsome Sears

Player Hater (For that person so full of hate.): James White

Best Actor (Interpret as you please) – Amy Acton

Worst Actor (Interpret as you please) –  Ted Cruz

Celebrity: Sydney Sweeney* chat nomination

Athlete: Shohei Otani

Musician: Sabaton

Entrepreneur: Lucas Botkins

Best Politician (meant to reward a statesman or legislator not for snooty remarks): JD Vance

Worst Politician – Margorie Taylor Greene

Activist – Charlie Kirk

LARP(er) –  Brylin Hollihand

Hack – Mark Levin

Rookie – Right Wing Coalition

Comeback – Aaron Rodgers

Best Book: N/A

Best Movie: F1 (sight unseen) or Naked Gun

Best TV Show: Clarkson Farm

Honorable Mention: Tires

Best Video Game: N/A

Worst Movie: War of the Worlds

Dishonorable Mention: Snow White, Elio, Lilo & Stitch

Worst TV Show: Witcher

Dishonorable Mention: The Last of Us

Worst Book: Amanda Taylor’s How To End Christian Nationalism

Worst Video Game: Assassin’s Creed Shadows

Meme – “You Sound Like A Potential Homosexual”

NPC (Non-Player Character) – Joel Berry

Mangina (for that guy who’s so effeminate) – Will Stancil

Fake And Gay – Michael Tait, Newsboys

Chad – Pete Hegseth* chat nomination

Honorable Mention: Wesley Todd

Girlboss – Lila Rose

Dishonorable Mention: Candace Owens, Lila Rose, Allie Stuckey

Loser – Ben Shapiro

Winner – Political prisoners pardoned by Trump