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Babylon Bee Simps Kristi Noem

The Babylon Bee is not what it used to be. While its executives are sold out, the talent pool for writing the same jokes about AOC grows tiresome. The Babylon Bee headline “Single Men Begin Dressing As Illegal Immigrants Hoping Kristi Noem Will Detain” simps over the former governor of South Dakota who is now Secretary of Homeland Security.

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Simply put the joke is that Kristi Noem is so attractive that a young single guy (as pictured) is going to dress as a Mexican in the hopes that she would be the one to detain him. This fails on  multiple levels. But to be blunt, a 53-year-old woman with a lot of work done is hardly attractive to the young male. Who on earth under the age of 40 considers Kristi Noem a sex symbol in politics, especially after all the work she’s done to her face?

So are the average readers of Babylon Bee pornbrained boomers or does that describe their writing staff? Either way, this level of cringe is worthy of what the internet calls horny jail.

Justin Peter’s vote of no confidence in the Bee is being vindicated.

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5 Responses

  1. The (((babylon bee))) is an evil, demonic, antichrist publication masquerading as “fellow conservatives” in order to gaslight and manipulate their readers into being pro-jewish and supporting policies that benefit jewish supremacy.

    The managing editor of the (((babylon bee))) is the depraved evil demonic monster Joel Berry, who is a wicked monstrous demon from the deepest pit of hell.

    Joel Berry Tweeted that race-mixing should be mandatory for the next 100 years, or until all the races are blended together and everyone is brown. When someone asked Berry if his mandatory race-mixing would apply to the jews, Berry replied that the jews should be exempt, because he claims the jews are “tHe cHoSeN pEoPLe.”

    It’s obvious that Berry believes that race-mixing is harmful, or he wouldn’t be demanding an exemption for his precious jews. Berry wants to genocide every race except the jews.

    What would Berry do if he gets his wish, and race-mixing is made mandatory, but a person doesn’t want to breed with another race? Would Berry rape that person? Would Berry murder the person who doesn’t want to race-mix? After all, Berry wants race-mixing to be mandatory for everyone except the jews.

    Joel Berry is a depraved wicked evil genocidal monster and a vile demon in human form.

    After an America First government wins power, the depraved monster demon Joel Berry will be arrested and charged with treason and incitement of rape and genocide.

  2. Here is a link to the Tweet from the demonic evil monster Joel Berry, where he said that race-mixing should be mandatory for the next 100 years or until everyone is the same shade of brown:

    https://x.com/JoelWBerry/status/1619345167093473281

    When someone asked Berry if the jews would be required to race-mix too, Berry replied that he would make an exception for the jews, because the jews are “tHe cHoSeN pEoPLe.”

    So let’s unpack that: Berry obviously believes that race-mixing is harmful, or he wouldn’t be demanding an exemption for the jews.

    If Berry thought that race-mixing is a good thing, he would have replied that the jews should be required to race-mix just like everyone else.

    But the fact that Berry demands an exemption for the jews, proves that Berry views race-mixing as harmful and destructive.

    So Berry wants to inflict harm and destruction on every race except the jews.

    Berry wants to genocide and eradicate every race except the jews.

    Joel Berry is a demonic evil wicked monster, a depraved demon in human form. Berry is evil personified.

    And the (((babylon bee))) obviously supports Berry’s depraved genocidal views, since they didn’t fire him after his evil tweets.

    The (((babylon bee))) is owned by a jew named (((Seth Dillion))).

    Here’s a Tweet from (((Seth Dillon))) admitting that he is a jew:

    https://x.com/SethDillon/status/1594496978179837953?lang=en

    Obviously (((Seth Dillon))) supports Berry’s evil genocidal views, since he continues to employ Berry as managing editor of the (((babylon bee))).

    Furthermore, there are rumors that Joel Berry is ethnically jewish himself, which would explain why he wants to genocide every race except the jews.

    The monstrous evil depraved demon-in-human-form Joel Berry should be immediately arrested and charged with treason and incitement of rape and genocide.

    After an America First government wins power, that is exactly what will happen.

    The wicked demonic monster Joel Berry also supports open borders and third world immigration (for the USA, not “israel” of course):

    https://evangelicaldarkweb.org/2023/02/02/babylon-bee-editor-supports-replacement-theory/

  3. Either Mr. Berry was telling a very bad joke when he did that tweet, or he really is either a very confused or evil man. I hope for the former, but I am not at all sure. (but isn’t he married to a white woman?) If someone so much as suggested we breed together all the animal species which could produce fertile offspring the conservationists, and many other people, would be steaming mad at him. It horrifies me that the idea that all human races should be one does not seem to get many people angry these days.

  4. The bee is not a serious news organization. Therefore noone should take their ‘breaking news’ as serious either. A lot of humor just doesn’t hit ask any commedian.

  5. The single Catholic men are all applying for the new independent media press credentials to meet the Whitehouse PR lady because she’s wearing a big cross.

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