Several Evangelical leaders have expressed their hatred for everyday Americans for having the audacity for wanting a nation for themselves rather than an economic zone where foreign labor is imported to replace them. The Haitian invasion of Ohio is made worse as “Springfield” is the quintessential everytown, as exemplified in The Simpsons. Whereas Big Eva leaders lecture from their high towers that the plebs should love their neighbor and be priced out of neighborhoods, jobs, and in the case of Haitians risk automotive-related injury. Therefore, in addition to sending the Haitians back to their homeland, I furthermore propose we send these Big Eva leaders there also so that they can love the neighbors they want their followers to sacrifice for. In no particular order, here are five Evangelical leaders that can be deported:
Phil Vischer
“Migrant crime is exploding”
— Phil Vischer (@philvischer) September 12, 2024
“Migrants are eating our pets”
Our willingness to believe claims with no factual support, simply because they paint migrants in a negative light, shows how thoroughly we are failing to love the “least of these.”
Phil Vischer comes in soft with the gaslight, claiming that there is no evidence of crime or eating of pets. There are witnesses to the latter and Donald Trump rightly pointed out that the Biden Administration and district attorneys are cooking crime statistics. But what’s striking about Phil Vischer is that it’s clear he hates Americans far more than he loves Haitians. And so he should be deported. I’m sure the Haitians will love Veggie Tales.
Russell Moore
Russell Moore has long been an advocate for open borders and has been one of the most corrupt sell outs in Christianity. Moore wrote a column in The Atlantic lambasting Christians, titled, Trump’s Lie Is Another Test for Christian America. He’s more concerned over fake bomb threats (as in no actual bomb) than he is about the real plight of Americans. So let him be among the Haitians. Send him packing.
Benjamin Cremer
I’m not entirely sure who this Idahoan Wesleyan pastor is but he has over 62K followers and decided to juxtapose the Haitians with the French Olympic ceremony.
If our Christianity causes us to be more outraged by the Olympic opening ceremonies “mocking God” than we are by people claiming to be Christian spreading dangerous, hateful lies about our Haitian brothers and sisters, who are created in God’s image, we need a grand reversal.
Our “brothers and sisters” is used with a pagan demographic which is a categorical error. But again I insist, what lies are being spread? But never mind the Christians in Springfield, Ohio.
David Platt
This list would not be complete without David Platt who chided Evangelicals for not wanting to resettle “refugees” in the United States. After writing a book that was an emotional sales pitch for international missions, it would be stellar if David Platt flew first class to Port-au-Prince. I’m sure his Range Rover can handle the roads just fine, and he can hand out all of the goldfish he’s been taking from children’s miniseries for all these years.
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Benjamin Cremer blocked me on X because I kept calling out his non-Christian views. He will be leading many to Apostasy because of his words.