The results of the 2024 4th Annual Eva Awards are in. The asterisks indicate that it was determined by the patrons of Evangelical Dark Web.
Best Teacher – Joel Webbon
Worst Teacher – Alistair Begg*
Dishonorable mentions: Mike Todd, John Lindell, Steve Lawson
Church Hero – Andrew Torba
Honorable mention: Joel Webbon
Church Villain – Russell Moore
Dishonorable mentions: Ed Stetzer, Brent Leatherwood, Preston Sprinkle, Doug Wilson
Best Church – Refuge Church, Odgen, Utah
Dishonorable mention: Immanuel Lutheran Church, Wichita, KS
Worst Church – Gateway Church*
Dishonorable mention: Crossroads Church, Transformation Church, James River Church, Trinity Bible Church, Immanuel Church Nashville
Most Overrated – Caitlin Clark
Most Underrated – Contra Mundum
Underreported – Jewish tunnels in New York
Overreported – Women’s basketball
Mention: Stone Choir
Biggest Surprise – Steve Lawson’s mistress
Mention: Clint Pressley
Biggest Disappointment – Doug Wilson
Dishonorable mention: Steve Deace
Grifter of the Year (Can differentiate between the two): Hawk Tuah Girl (Hailey Welch)*
Runner Up: Patrick Bet David
Biggest Bum – Mark Robinson
Runner up: Aaron Rodgers
Player Hater (For that person so full of hate.): James White
Dishonorable mention: Curtis Chang, Todd Erzen
Best Actor (Interpret as you please) – John Cena
Worst Actor (Interpret as you please) – Zendaya,
Dishonorable mention: Jack Black, Nick Fuentes
Entrepreneur: Elon Musk
Best Politician: Thomas Massie
Honorable mention: Dusty Deevers
Worst Politician – Sen. Katie Britt (R-AL)
Dishonorable mention: Mike Johnson
Activist – Daniel Penny
LARP(er) – Moscow Mood
Hack – Neil Shenvi
Rookie – Jayden Daniels
Comeback – Donald Trump
Honorable mentions: Creed, comedy, Wolverine
Best Book: Shepherds For Sale
Honorable mention: Winning Not Winsome, Total State
Best Movie: Juror No. 2
Honorable mentions: Dune Part 2, Horizons
Best TV Show: The Gentlemen
Best Video Game: Helldivers II
Worst Movie: Joker II
Dishonorable mention: Rebel Moon Part II, Mary
Worst TV Show: Rings of Power
Worst Book: The After Party
Worst Video Game: Star Wars Outlaws
Meme – The infamous holocaust meme
NPC (Non-Player Character) – Joel Berry
Dishonorable mentions: Daniel Darling, Joel Berry, Owen Strachan
Mangina (for that guy who’s so effeminate) – Tobias Riemenschneider
Fake And Gay – James Lindsay
Chad – Samuel Holden (& WBS)
Loser – James Lindsay*
Runner up: Kamala Harris
Winner – Donald Trump
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For the Worst Movie Category, I nominate the following two movies by “Angel Studios” (more like subversive jewish studios):
-Bonhoeffer: manipulative movie that attempts to falsely portray the traitor, heretic, and apostate Bonhoeffer as a hero for betraying his country and siding with the evil jews. This movie is clearly intended to gaslight and manipulate Christians into opposing nationalism. As usual for “Angel Studios”, the movie also included a promotion of race-mixing, by praising Bonhoeffer for his support of the US civil rights movement.
-Homestead: Another cultural marxist movie from the jewish-controlled “Angel Studios.” Homestead heavily promotes race-mixing, in an attempt to deceive and manipulate Christians into wrongly believing that race-mixing is a wholesome Christian value (which it is NOT).
Christians should be aware that “Angel Studios” is a jewish-controlled and jewish-funded corporation, which specializes in creating anti-White, cultural marxist, pro-jewish content, and deceitfully packaging that evil content in a deceptive “Christian” wrapper.
Christians should AVOID all content from “Angel Studios.”