While the life of the rich and famous is often eccentric, it was certainly unsurprising that in 2024 billionaire Elon Musk had yet another child. What is strange is the baby mama for that child: Ashley St. Clair, conservative e-girl who formerly worked for the Babylon Bee and did the cringey Ultra Right Beer swimsuit calendar. This story broke back in February when the child was announced.
While many women would think a child with Elon Musk is a nine-month ticket to easy living, evidently, the child support from Elon Musk was not adequate for St. Clair. Musk had given her $2.5 million up front and promised $500K per year in child support. The initial announcement by St. Clair was not a public proclamation, but a ploy to leverage Musk in an ongoing custody dispute. Musk has questioned the paternity of the child in the same statement in which he acknowledged the substantial money given to St. Clair.
According to St. Clair, she had reduced her child support receipts by 60% to where she had to sell her $100K Tesla Model S. She claims to object to the level of control Musk has sought over their son, Romulus St. Clair, and that Musk has reduced support as a result of her civil complaint.
Evidently, Ashley St. Clair has gone broke and claims to have been evicted from her luxury New York apartment, which costs upwards of $40K/month in rent, and rather than get a day job, she decided to start a podcast, aptly titled, “Bad Advice with Ashley St. Clair.”
Well, after a year of unplanned career suicide, many questionable life choices, and a gap in my LinkedIn profile that cannot legally be explained, I’ve decided to start a podcast. I’m getting evicted and Polymarket offered me $10,000 to do an ad read, so with that, the roof over my head has been brought to you by Polymarket.
From a content perspective, her podcast skills are neither entertaining nor charismatic, and her takes are lame and downright petty. Doing the Polymarket liveread in a shameless plug is an attempt at overt humor that Millennials and Zoomers have overplayed. She appeared to be using a hotel room to film the podcast while quite frankly, she looks rough for someone who is allegedly 26 years old. Looking like that, probably not a surprise Musk has not talked to her since February.
Her career suicide would include her employment at the Babylon Bee, who hired her despite the fact that there was already a sex scandal involving her with an account called @sexlaptop. Nevertheless, she proceeds to state that this is her most viable option apart from starting an MLM (multi-level marketing) scheme. The alternative option she did not mention was having all her fans only in one place, paying a monthly premium to see her content.
Unsurprising for a Jewish woman, she does attack Elon Musk and his DOGE employee Big Balls for being attacked in Washington, DC. She claims that “Fox News has a strict policy where anytime it’s more than one black person or migrant in the same location, it’s automatically a gang.” Whether this is more poor attempts at ironic humor or just a slight at Musk’s “Big Balls,” it is most certainly anti-white, which is unsurprising.
The podcast has since been deleted due to “backlash,” though perhaps because it was poorly made and unviable for a career alternative.
Analysis
Elon Musk’s money may insulate him from the consequences of his sin, but even this woman was quite a headache for him to handle compared to his other, quieter baby mamas. Meanwhile, Ashley St. Clair has squandered life-changing wealth that she received from Musk through lavish living, of which doubtless drew the ire and scrutiny of the billionaire. She has persistently used the media as a means to attack Musk on her behalf, which has certainly worsened her situation. She wants sympathy yet has squandered greater wealth than most have ever known, money she only received by sleeping her way to the top. For Ashley St. Clair, podcasting is even less viable than it was for Hawk Tuah.
The greatest irony in all this is not her lame attempts at humor, but that she was an employee for the supposedly Christian Babylon Bee, despite her “SexLaptop” past. Doubtless, she was the most qualified applicant for the operations job she held. It cannot be forgotten that Babylon Bee is how she was able to acquaint herself with Musk. Their opposition to Christian Nationalism in favor of Zionism is what leads to hiring decisions like Ashley St. Clair.





6 Responses
My comment is unrelated to her, but it should be illegal to consider gaps in resumes as negatives really. People need to be able to take a break, and if you have money saved up, why can’t you take a year or two off from working without that meaning you’re going to starve later? What kidn of anti-human society do we live in?
” For Ashley St. Clair, podcasting is even less viable than it was for Hawk Tuah.”
Well, of course, simps will prefer a woman who doesn’t have kids, because they can’t imagine themselves getting with a single mother.
Gaps in resumes are a pretty good indicator the applicant is not a serious person. People of accomplishment don’t need to take a year of to “recharge” or other such nonsense, but find a way to balance work and life. You may not like that, but that’s why you aren’t in charge of hiring. Bringing in a new employee is a commitment, and companies don’t like extending that commitment to people that might disappear and aren’t serious players.
Exceptions are *provable* higher causes such as caring for a dying parent.
As for Ashley St. Clair (or whatever her real name is) is anyone surprised? The bigger embarrassment here is that so many “conservatives” took her seriously in the first place. Who trusts the opinions of a twenty-five year old image-obsessed “influencer”? What was Hanna Montana unavailable? Once Babylon Bee was sold it became a scam at best, more likely a Mossad influence operation.
I guess it’s sort of a surprise that the world’s richest man is reckless and impulsive, and can’t keep his zipper up (though history is filled with the type). Elon’s meltdown after the Trump feud (where Trump notably took the high road) is a pretty good indicator he’s not stable. Brilliant and a visionary of course, but not very good at thinking through the consequences of his actions. The Bible is filled with characters exactly like this.
Ouch, but I can’t argue that.
That’s boomer bs now. Because of anti-White hiring practices. Therefore people like you are as bad as the Hindu invaders and you WILL burn in hell for genociding White men.
I just saw the news that Walmart is gonna fire a bunch of employees to replace them with Indian H1Bs so its not just limited to tech anymore. Soon everyone will have a gap in their resume who wasn’t born on the Indian subcontinent and doesn’t wipe their butt with their left hand and then not wash it.